The setting: Melissa's Car on the way back to my apartment
Mel: So I was fishing through some photos the other day and I found a couple of us!
Julie: Oh really?
M: Yeah, remember that time that we did a fashion show?
J: Vaguely...which one?
M: Well I have a great one of us and then one of you in my Paris Hilton Mini Skirt!
J: No way.
M: Yeah, I totally do.
J: There is NO WAY you have a photo of me in a Paris Hilton Mini Skirt.
M: Seriously. I do. I will go home, find them, and email them to you to prove it.
J: I'm pretty sure I'd die before putting one of those on.
M: I'm pretty sure you did.
J: Riiiight, sure. (Scoffs in disbelief)
The Setting: My apartment, at the compter, a few hours later
Julie: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steven: What? (Picking himself up, out of bed and into the spare room to see what I'm yelling about)
J: She doesn't just have ONE!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the horror. I couldn't bring myself to post the Paris Hilton Skirt photos. They are truly shameful.
Instead I leave you with this:
If the question is "Are we totally rocking this Velour Sweatsuit Pose?"
Then the answer is: "Yes, yes we are!"
3 comments:
OMG! This blog post totally made my day. I know that even at one in the afternoon, nothing more can top this. My only wish is that you would have posted the pictures of you in the Paris Hilton skirt. They are just priceless. I still cannot believe that I owned that skirt. I can at least justify the J. Lo tracksuits due to the comfort level. But the skirts…come on! I will just have to plead temporary insanity due to the toxic mold level in my apartment in Corvallis.
Thanks for the laughs!
-Mel
Oh my gosh you are totally rocking the sage track suit with style and class! Well done my friend, well done! :)
Oh my gosh you're totally rocking the sage green track suit with style and class! Well done my friend, well done! :)
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